-Snarl

Askaskaskask C:

If every duck could have a choice, they'll Command and Conquer. Ducks, they'll eat you alive.... Chocolates prevent cancer! (:

Boy:	"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
Girl:	"Aww.. That's so sweet!"
Boy:	"Cause your face is messed up bad."
Girl:	-.-

3 months ago

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creature-features:

Ryan Murphy’s Killer Fashion Shoot

(Source: elle)

4 months ago

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garfieldminusgarfield:

For more depressing stuff try G-G the book!

4 months ago

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garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book

4 months ago

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Chocolate o3o

4 months ago

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Theme: Cavalcade

Thus Lord Teddy fell on the History paper and all looked in wonder.

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Fireland: The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm. I unroll the message affixed...

fireland:

The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm. I unroll the message affixed to its leg: did you get the email i sent y/n. I angrily throw the note to the ground and the hawk takes wing with an irritated squawk.

I glower at the slumbering city, fists clenched. Suddenly, the sky explodes in a riot of…

4 months ago

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creature-features:

Who came up with the names for these guys?

(Source: ursaminorjim)

4 months ago

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hungoverowls:

“Why is everything moving? Did we all just decide to live on a boat when I was out? Did I miss a vote?”

4 months ago

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Be specific.

Sam: “Where are you?” Judy: “In the Solar System.” Sam: “I’m serious where are you?!” Judy: “I’m telling you I’m in the Solar System!” Sam: “Where?!” Judy: “On Earth.” Sam: “Which part?” Judy: “Somewhere near the equator..” Sam: “@&%#!!”

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